Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you’re not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he’s literally born to third wheel. No wonder he’s pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he’s gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It’s like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn’t working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What’s a born hater to do
It’s even funnier than that because Ganondorf isn’t even reincarnated. It’s the same guy. Every game.
Imagine suffering a humiliating defeat at the hands of these fucking elf children, being thrown into the void and left to suffer for millennia, only to break out and find Hyrule changed and near-unrecognisable, and another pair of fucking elf children (with the same names no less) waiting to throw you right back in there?
Ganondorf is living the absolute worst Groundhog Day and I love it.
“Stop crime and violence, push for chain saw registration laws” — cover credited to Alan E Frisbie, for the APA-L distribution #510, Feb 20, 1975 (4 months after the premiere of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre). The APA-L is the amateur press association zine of the Los Angeles Science Fantasy Society (LASFS), in near-continuous distribution since 1964. It began including D&D-related content when the game was released in 1974, until gaming articles were spun off to a separate new zine, Alarums & Excursions, in 1975.
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